We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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