Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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