Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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