Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So. Much. Porn.
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