i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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