I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i think i just lost a toe
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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