Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
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Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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