Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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