So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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