I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
