Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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