Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
third nipple confirmed
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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