Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
