i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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