I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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