oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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