I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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