Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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