This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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