Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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