just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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