This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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