That's intense
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i would punch a child for taco bell
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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