what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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