Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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