Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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