everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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