i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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