that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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