no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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