Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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