It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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