no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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