It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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