so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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