1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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