She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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