real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
