ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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