That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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