At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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