Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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