This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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