Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I would fuck him just for his dog
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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