# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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