found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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