porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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