3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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