my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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