i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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