you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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