Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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