I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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