we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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