hell yes lets make some ravioli
she smelled like a LAN party
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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