There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
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If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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